So I Got the Gout

Fuck me right?

Diagnosed with Gout a few weeks ago. At first I was all like WTF is Gout, then I was confused because I thought only 800 year old bros get Gout.

Icing a bum ass toe is a great deal of fun

 

Apparently red meat and alcohol (specifically beer... how depressing) will just shit on your parade if your body cant handle it.

 

 Congratulations, you now know someone who isn't old as shit who has Gout. Glad I could be here for you all.

  

P.S. If you google image search Gout, some god awful terrifying shit comes up. I had a swollen foot and nothing more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For now.