Cooking Without a Grill

So cooking without a grill is just about impossible. It has to be that, because the only other solution is that I am clearly a dumbass.

I tried my hand at making baked salmon tonight. You know, gout and such, staying away from meats is recommended. I started out with two awesome looking pieces of fresh cut, well seasoned, salmon.

Apparently fish likes to stick to shit once cooked. The end result was.... this:

Pretty sure a dog would even say wow...

F-That

Basically the foil melded into the actual fish and I ate a piece anyways. Pretty much just waiting to die at this point from aluminum-foil-poisoning.

Moral of the story? I'm starving.... and I wish it was spring so I could grill again.